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jesschu update numbuh 1 ;o [29 Sep 2009|01:03am]
Having fun with Jesschus :3
(she's crazy when she's sleep happy btw XD)

*cough* i mean >_> umm.. just saying! xD

kbyeee~
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No THX [09 Sep 2009|02:17am]
Sorry LJ, i still love my PS3 more <3
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who knows... [26 Aug 2009|12:19am]
*continued from twitter*

I could be great! i see glimpses of it every now and again, but.. it's almost like i want to be nothing.
Just the other day i was in a really proactive attitude, where i wanted to do tons of things (all at once of course, i've never been a good planner..) but one of the things was, working around the house. and i know that probably sounds silly, but i love making things look better and i love destroying things maybe even more, any time i have a chance to " beautify" something (and i get a notable say in how it's done..) i'm in!
aghhafjwsfj you don't even realize how much i'd enjoy it if i had my own place and the money to fix/make it the way i want *_* <3

Another thing is; I really, REALLY want to have my own food line :X If you follow me on twitter you may have seen that i " presented myself a product line and it was quite good ;o" or whatever xD. i'm serious!! I made some awesome points too >_>
but er.. yes. If you're wondering why i did that; it's because i'm SICK of every single product in a grocery store having hidden AND UNNEEDED ingredients, almost unreadable ingredient lists, and just generally being terrible for you. I don't think people realize things don't have to be that way o_o. And even if they do, the majority of us have no idea how to make most of these every day items ourselves to make sure we know what's in our food and that makes us stuck to eat whatever we're force fed by companies who have zero idea and/or interest in what's healthy for people. it's seriously maddening knowing all the crap they present us as food.
but, yes.. basically my idea was to take everyday food products- (cream of chicken, Ritz, etc etc)-and make "healthier" versions of them, to give people an actual choice in the matter.
i say "healthier" because obviously graham crackers aren't ever going to be good for you. but people are going to use them, so why not give them a version that tastes good (unlike most alternatives out these days..) and something healthier?

We'd be very basic in our ingredient's used, too. how many times have you looked at a loaf of bread and seen a paragraph of ingredients?..every single time? Yeah, me too.
do you know what should be in sandwich loaf? Wheat flour, salt, water, yeast and maybe a little sugar. That's it! now you can be fancy and add multiple different type's of flowers, add some nuts and seeds, etc etc. but even still :P 5-10 whole ingredients vs 30+? i just don't understand it o_o. And on that very same subject, we'd make sure we would use GOOD versions of these few ingredients! none of this genetically modified crap or anything processed. (aka: i'd use a nutrient filled whole sugar, vs something that'll take nutrients away and also just suck. such as; High fructose corn syrup.)
Smarter fats would be used, and in no way would anything be hydrogenated. People need to realize that *good* fats are our friends not our enemy.
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Here's a quick couple facts: Coconut oil has the second highest amount of lauric acid, which is known to boost the immune system. The only source with more? Human Breast milk. (it's why baby's have such a good immune system)

And: Sugar is converted into 2-5 times more fat in the body,..than fat.
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All the ingredients would be from local sources. It doesn't just support the local economy, but it also gives money to people who make a GOOD product!
If i'm making something that needs beef in it, i'd want it from a grass-fed, free roaming cow.(it doesn't just sound good, it has many health benefits) Not the commercial cow. - whom without the use of antibiotics and hormones wouldn't live long enough to reach slaughter weight. x_X

and probably the best part of this whole thing is that i'd market the price the SAME price as the name brand stuff. there's no reason why organic foods should cost more. it's ridiculous how people are jumping on the organic bandwagon just to rack up the price. (and it's the number one reason why people don't by everything organic)
I'm trying to get people healthier; not rob them blind.

..this all made more sense when i said it to myself, i promise xD. less rambling and such *_*

but yes,. this is something that i feel really strong about. i really am sick of companies treating us like we're not worth anything. and you all should be too!

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But anyway >_> I actually started this LJ for emo reasons.. but i guess i'll save that for later, since i'm too tired to be emo xD

*waves at everybody*
i hope people read and can understand this!
byee~
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hmm... [11 Aug 2009|01:11am]
I guess it's not as attractive to comment on a guys sex survey...

XD
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teh smex survey! (perhaps created by AD? hmm! ) [09 Aug 2009|11:15pm]
Name: Jacob/YouKnowme/Panchu!

Preferences -
Male or Female?: I generally like the girlies! altho i have my man crushes from time to time XD
One at a time, or more?: ..I don't even know what i'd do with two o_o (lol that could sound bad)
If more, how many?: N/A
Position?: it depends! And depending on the situation.. I'd either be standing or kneeling >_>
Morning or night?: Night! I get into things much more at night. Pervy or unpervy stuffs :P:P
Lights on?: lights off but not pitch dark either. i wanna see! XD
Top or bottom?: ..i'd probably enjoy both xD
Spit or swallow?: *doesn't have to think about that* .. i think Dx
Props or no? (and what?): haha! just so you know.. when i first read this i thought it was asking of the person GAVE you "props" for what you did in the last question XDD LOL.
but umm..maybe?. i can't really remember if i have :o
Role-play? (and what?): nahh.. i'd try it, but i know i'd be terrible at it :P
Bondage? (what kind?): Perhaps! but i'm not into it enough to know what type i'd like.
S&M? (what kind?): uhhh.. :x is it bad that i thought this *was* bondage? XD
Apparatus? (i.e. cock rings, dildos, vibrators, butt plugs, etc.): I'd try a thing or two ;o
Oils? (scent?): I've tried my share (home remedys >>) ..but i think i've figured out i don't really need or WANT to use them (or care what they smell like !)
Favourite lube?: ..i thought that's what you meant by oil :o
Favourite lube flavour?: don't care.
Location?: for some reason i really like the idea of something outside with the chance of getting caught :x (among other places >>)

Will You? -
Have sex in the very near future?: haha, probably not.
Masturbate in the very near future?: maybe :B
Watch/Look at porn in the very near future?: >_>
Purchase any sex toys in the near future? (or at all, if you haven't?): not likely.. i have been curious about them for awhile tho..
Ever resort to going to a bar/party/street corner looking for quick sex?: XD probably not.
Take an AIDS/STD test in the near future, or at all?: ..i don;t think i'd have to .o.
Ever stick with one sexual partner, or just do everything?: *doesn't know what this means either* but umm i'd just stick with one.

Have You? -
Had sex in the last three months?: nah XD
Masturbated in the last three months?: in the last 3 days :o?
Watched/looked at porn in the last three months?: *nods*
Been caught having sex?: impossible i say!
Been caught masturbating?: DX sorta!
Lost your erection before you were done? (guys): uhhh.. XD Maybe if i forgot what i was doing?
Lost your erection more than once? (guys): hmm!.. according to my "sources" (;o!) this doesn't mean something bad like i thought it did. but uhh I guess the answers yes, then >>
Faked an orgasm?: ...no XD
Faked pleasure?: on not related to this entire survey? probably :P
Injured another person accidentally during?: Nein.
Been injured accidentally during?: XD
Drawn blood during?: ahhh no!
Done it outside?: ;_ ;
Done it in an elevator?: haha, no, but i'd so know how to do it ;o
Done it in a car?: nope!
Given a blowjob?: XD ahhh too pervy to say
Had a blowjob? (guys): *says nothing again*
Ever shaved the nether-region?: yes >_> and it's always annoying!

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The end :)!
(lemme know if there's some weirdness in the typing btw, for some reason it's jumping up and down the lines..)
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dreams [30 Jul 2009|03:19pm]
I had a pretty interesting dream last night, it was about me going after my ex gf again in hopes we'd get together again. And if you didn't hear before; i kinda.. didn't even like my last gf (as bad as that sounds!) >_> so.. yeah.

I'm feeling a bit left behind again i guess everybody else is going out there, meeting people, making money (not at the same time i hope D: omgosh ) And i'm just sitting here! Always complaining about my weight issues, social issues and the fact that NOBODY will hire me..even when i have an "in" -__- etc etc. It's just- I thought once i got my GED things like jobs would come at least a *tiny* bit easier. but of course that's not the case, even though that's what i was told, that's not the case.
it's maddening!!! cause despite what people say and think about me, i'm not content staying at home doing nothing all the time. Yeah, really! it'd help me out in so many ways i can't even count! (not really but i don't feel like counting them :P)
but noooo I'm unneeded in this would of jobs apparently X_X

SIGH.

i dont even think i have a point for this. And if i did it's locked in my head somewhere i certainly can't reach it :/.

I don't have that high of goals.. but so far i haven't been able to achieve even those.
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Because i said so! [02 Jun 2009|04:02am]
YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine ... You're on my list, so I want to know you better!
BE HONEST! COPY FROM HERE THEN SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A COMMENT THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS.

1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A.
2) What was your dream growing up?
A.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
A.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A.
5) Favorite vegetable?
A.
6) What was the last book you read?
A.
7) What zodiac sign are you?
A.
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A.
9) Worst Habit?
A.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
A.
11) What is your favorite sport?
A.
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A.
16) Do you have any pets?
A.
17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A.
18) What was your first impression of me?
A.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A.
22) What color eyes do you have?
A.
23) Ever been arrested?
A.
24) Bottle or can soda?
A.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A.
27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
A.
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A.
30) Do you swear a lot?
A.
31) Biggest pet peeve?
A.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A.
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A.
35) Do you believe in God?
A.
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
A.
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Just making note.. [20 Mar 2009|01:52am]
Not feeling much of anything lately.
mildly amused.
mildly sad.
mildly angry, etc etc.
(there are exceptions of course, but for the most part i feel pretty " glazed over" (hmm) )

Ohh, annd.. a lot of the emotions i do feel.. somehow don't seem like they're mine o_o.
.. Or actually. i DO feel them, but it's like.. it's not real enough?.. strong enough? i dunno XD
This probably fits in with the " mildness" thing or something x_X


but yeah,. i'll end this for now,.. i'll post something new if i remember it.
byeee~

EDIT:

a few "phrases" i was gonna post on MSN that kinda show more of what i mean:
" it's like i don't feel the true emotion!"
"it's not me!"

and like.. it's been taking me a long time to type any of this stuff because it makes me feel fake :x sorta like i'm lying or making them up,. but i'm not o_O
I'm pretty sure i don't have multiple personalities btw xD just in case you're wondering!
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Meme! [24 Feb 2009|03:36am]
Stuff you have to do.

1. Comment to this post and I will give you 5 subjects/things I associate you with.
2. Then post this in your LJ and elaborate on the subjects given.

Aurora Dark asked about...

Duckies
Haha,. I don't even know where to start with this.
Duckies are just the cutest little animals i think i've ever seen. I remember when i was little i used to go to this animal store nicknamed " "The Red Barn". (just cause that's what it looks like, and i still have no idea what it's really called xD) and right in the very opening you'd see a drawer like cage/heating pen full of tiny widdle duckies! It makes me smile just thinking about them actually xD.
Although, sadly i've gone back a handful of times now that i'm older and i never see any duckies :(
It's always fun to look and talk to the parrot and all the reptiles though :3


Pirates
Not much to say about this one,. Captain Jack Sparrow is just super cool and i <3 him xD


Totoro ♥
Ahhh!.. nobody will ever know how much love i have for this character and his movie D:
I still remember the first time i saw it when i was like.. 6. Me, my brother Ben and my parents were at Total Video looking for movies to rent, and.. I don't know what it was, but i saw Totoro and i just had to see it! ..and the 3+ other times i rented it xD.
It's just so magica.. I want to live there <3
Going on adventures with Totoro and his little buddies (Sho and Chu Totoro <3!) Playing in the forest, finding secret hideouts, and ahhh just..feel like a kid i guess xD

It's the main reason for me wanting to go to the Ghibli museum actually. (and the Totoro forest!) it's so "one with nature" looking,. which i like a lot :3! very tranquil n_n
and omg, it's not stuffy either! they want you to walk around freely, touch and feel. It's not just a "nerdy" thing to me. It's as close as i'm going to get to living IN "My Neighbor Tororo"
and that's an experience that will be very special to me.


Bremerton
:O omg I live here!
sooo, besides that plus ;o (xD) I dunno how to explain Bremerton actually o_O.
Cause like, i like it here a lot it's just a ferry ride away from anything you want to do in Seattle (sports for me mostly :P) but you don't have to deal with big city noise or traffic, which i like. Sometimes i'll just walk around and have my adventures (go out to the bay,. explore the woods, searching for ghosts and monsters xD, etc etc ) it's fun :3
A lot of people call it a " hole" .. but i think they just can't appreciate what they have in front of them :P


Food
I <3 food :D I'm not sure if i like eating , talking about it or making it more *_*
but!! Don't get me started on the subject of health and food we eat today >__>
if more people knew what they were putting in their mouths, they wouldn't stop suing o-o. seriously.
actually.. i'm gonna tell you all XD
What they don't tell you...

Did you know the number one source of calories in America is not from dairy, Beef or starches.(noodles, potatos, etc etc) Nope. it's from "High Fructose Corn Syrup"
Yes, a modified sugar syrup '_' and you know what makes this more impressive?
Think about how much Dairy you ingest.. Milk, cheese, butter,yogurt, creams,.. And that's not counting all foods it's in you don't even know/think about. Now, do you know how many calories dairy HAS?? it's packed full of more fat and calories more than any other food i can think of. (except pure fat probably xD
)EDIT: I just looked it up, Fats have 250% more calories than sugars. and STILL this sugar is the number one source of calories! All of that and it's not number 1? there's something wrong here..

Created by a Japanese scientist, to create a cheaper more efficient sweetener(it's 20times sweeter than table sugar btw) High fructose corn syrup(HFCS) is bad for you in so many ways besides all the extra calories it's giving you. Most notably is the fact (yes fact, i have sources :B!) that half of all HFCS contains Mercury, which causes death btw, folks.
it drives me nuts, how companies can put this junk (along with dangerous chemicals, which i may talk about >> ) in their products. and then the public's blindness -_-
they put it in almost everything, go look at the ingredients of all your food and you'll see i'm right.

but ummmm....i think i just ruined this meme XD (sorry jess :X!)
but before i go i'll tell you two more things you should avoid!

MSG: Also in just about everything; and under hidden names too! Even things that say they contain no msg!!!
the bad: MSG is an excitotoxin, exciting your cells to the point of damage. And also a neural toxin. yay??

Microwaves: these are reeeally hard not to use, i know :x especially for leftovers that are hard to reheat, but it's important to avoid them when you can..
The bad: Nutrient loss. Broccoli cooked in a microwave looses 97% of all nutrients compared to steaming, which is just a 20% percent loss. Food without nutrients is like eating white bread. empty calories that don't make you feel full, causing you to eat more etc, etc.
It also causes destruction and deformation of molecules of the food to the point of making them "foreign" to anything in life (i'm serious'_') and we expect our bodies to digest this safely and easily? -_-


annnd.. i'm done xD. sorry for rambling!

edit 2: can people see this now? x__X
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just in case <_<.. [10 Feb 2009|01:18am]
Wordle: Newsies uncut


I was first, internet!! >:D

(omg that little thumbnail looks vulgar XD)
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Wordie! [09 Feb 2009|03:02pm]
okay i'm so not in an explaining mood xD so here..
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/02/wordle_makes_word_clouds_with.php


annd this is what happens when i put in my journal :o
(i'm thinking it only does the front page.. (hmm) )


Wordle: Pervey

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but yes xD, goooo!!
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GG_stolen! (new years thing!) [01 Jan 2009|04:52am]
1) Drinking buddy of the year?
None :P

2) Lifetime Service Award (longest friend)?
Jess :)!

3) Newcomer Award (newest friend)?
uhhh... >> .. Mitsu maybe? (i know some new guys IRL i GUESS but i don't know if i'd call them more than " sports buddies" >>

3) High point of the year?
Around my birthday :o! I got passed the GED test,. and at the time i'd lost a bunch of weight. everything was awesome *_*

4) Low point of the year?
uhhh.. about now xD I've gained all said lost weight back (plus some =__= ) and yeahh.. just lonely i guess.

5) Best holiday?
Thanksgiving was nice :o

6) Your song to summarize 2008?
omg maybe if you gave me all day i could answer this x__X

7) Best new movie of 2008?
Ummm! omg hard to say.. Probably Dark Knight though xD ( although i still can't stand the "batman grumble" >>

8) Who was your best kiss?
:(

9) Your longest crush?
uhhh XD in 08? probably Hyde :$

10) Who did you spend Valentine's Day with?
uhh.. by myself probably. I hate valentines day anyway. i think we should celebrate it like they do in england. it's much more fun that way!

11) Favorite day of 2008?
The day i passed my GED probably.

12) What were you for Halloween?
ummmm.. i think i stayed home and watched movies. nothing special.

13) Restaurant of the year?
omh tough D: I'd have to say Golden Star though. their Lo mein is delicious <333

14) Book of the year?
Harry Potter 6 ( i read 6 & 7 this year :P )

15) Best decision made this year?
to get my ged XD


16) What are your plans for next year?
everything o-o

17) Most stupid idea when drunk?
I don't plan on ever getting drunk :P

18) TV show of the year?
oh man.. it'd have to be Supernatural or Bones. (although House was good too! )


19) Most loyal friend of 2008?
Jesschuchan!

20) Biggest change of the year?
uhh nothing XD ( yeah i'm boring :P )

21) Biggest Douchebag Award?
ROBERT MOWERY!!!! BDNVHJNvjnjsofvi

22) New year's resolution?
I need a job. .. bad XD
Gotta lose and keep off my weight!
annnd do something towards becoming a pastry chef.

23) Most memorable moment of 2008?
getting my GED... XD gahhh
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sdhbfvshfbhsbfwfiwf x__)XPok [31 Dec 2008|02:50pm]
CURSE YOU ROBERT MOWERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~


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Remember, Remember the 31st of December.. [31 Dec 2008|06:56am]
....Cause This guy stole my stuff DX!!

Omg i hate him so much >>
He doesn't even use it!!! (www.youknowme.com i mean)
D: wtf??

buuut i also found this:

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"Registrant:
Spherot Internaitonal, LLC.

P.O. Box 37635
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19101
United States

Registered through: GoDaddy.com, Inc. (http://www.godaddy.com)
Domain Name: YOUKNOWME.COM
Created on: 12-Jul-99
Expires on: 31-Dec-08
Last Updated on: 11-Apr-08

Administrative Contact:
Mowery, Robert rmowery@spherot.com
Spherot Internaitonal, LLC.
P.O. Box 37635
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19101
United States
8777743768 Fax -- 2155992912

Technical Contact:
Mowery, Robert rmowery@spherot.com
Spherot Internaitonal, LLC.
P.O. Box 37635
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19101
United States
8777743768 Fax -- 2155992912 "
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Soo,.. if i act quick on the 31st hopefully i'll steal it from him XD
maybe? <<

EDIT: *steals Jess's future thing* ;o
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Post if you read this!.. even a glance D: [08 Dec 2008|04:19am]
Christmas meme! (stolen like always :3 )


1. Wrapping paper or gift bags?
Wrapping paper!

2. Real tree or Artificial?
Real! it's just something about the whole process of going out with the family, finding a treefarm and searching for my favorite tree :3
(sadly we're using a fake one this year T_T )

3. When do you put up the tree?
welll i wasn't involved this year =__= - but!- usually a little after thanksgiving.

4. When do you take the tree down?
..whenever somebody gets around to it xD and even then,, it generally sits outside in the stand all year anyway:P ( we had one that stayed alive until july!!)


...not this year though T_T

5. Do you like eggnog?
Sure :o,. although every brand i've seen at the store is stock full of high fructose corn syrup :/ (and msg i'm sure, since it's in EVERYTHING =_= )
I'm planning on making my own this year with raw milk/cream, raw eggs and everything :D (it's good for you!!)

6. Favorite gift received as a child?
umm...for some reason " it takes two" with the Olson twins came to mind first >> .. apparently that's my favorite..

7. Hardest person to buy for?
umm.. probably my sister.. or her husband x_x.. or anybody newish to my family. i don't feel super comfortable with what i should buy them :x

Although,. it could be my fear of giving a bad gift messing me up >_> or getting something similar to what i've given them in the past.. (which makes things totally hard next year x______X )

8. Easiest person to buy for?
Daniel, my little brother. He likes video games and those are easy for me to find and give :)

9. Do you have a nativity scene?
my mom does.

10. Mail or email Christmas cards?
Mail <3 Email cards are just so...unthoughtful i think.

11. Worst Christmas gift you ever received?
a couple of christmas's ago, i didn't get anything good. so i'll just say that.

12. Favorite Christmas Movie?
The Princess Bride!! (it's a long story but it's kind of a short one xD)

13. When do you start shopping?
when i think about it :o

14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present?
umm,. i don't think so. (hmm)

15. Favorite thing to eat/drink at Christmas?
I don't even know! it's all a blur mann *_*

16. Lights on the tree?
of course :o
We did all white this year! I didn't think i'd like it, but it's actually really pretty :o

17. Favorite Christmas song?
I love a lot of them actually,.. but i'd say " O Holy Night" is probably my favorite :)

(omg which reminds me! I haven't heard " falez navida" on the radio yet, this year D:! )

18. Travel at Christmas or stay home?
We usually stay home. although once we went to Mesa before christmas..

19. Can you name all of Santa's reindeers?
XD

20. Angel on the tree top or a star?
None this year! It looks better with nothing on it methinks.

21. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning?
One on Christmas eve and the rest on Christmas :)
(it doesn't make sense to me any other way :x )

22. Most annoying thing about this time of the year?
even with all the "peace and love" in the air. I always feel lonely >>

23. Favorite ornament theme or color?
Blue and silver n_n

24. Favorite for Christmas dinner?
It's usually turkey... buuut if things go my way ;o (ahh i better get started on it xD) We'll be trying Duck or goose for the first time :O!

25. What do you want for Christmas this year?
Someone to love me >>
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Re: -stolen Flickr thing! [23 Nov 2008|05:27am]
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
By youknowme

The Rules:
1. Answer each of the questions above using the Flickr Search engine.
2. Choose a photo from the first three pages.
3. Copy the URL of your favorite photo into this site: http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/mosaic.php
4. Then share with the world.
(Note: Once the mosaic is made, "Save" and then you can re-size/edit it however you want. Upload wherever and post!)


1. First Name: Jacob
2. Favorite Food: Chinese Food
3. Hometown: Bremerton, Washington
4. Favorite Color: Blue
5. Celebrity Crush: Hyde
6. Favorite Drink: Water
7. Dream Vacation: Japan
8. Favorite Dessert: Chocolate Ice Cream
9. What I Want To Be When I Grow Up: Pastry Chef
10. What I Love Most In The World: Love
11. One Word That Describes Me: Playful
12. My Livejournal Name: pervey_gai
( as a note ( ;o ), i have to say i used one of my other nicknames; "Panchu" instead. Since pervey_ gai came up with nothing ; _;
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Stolen fun thingy :o! [19 Oct 2008|10:34pm]
First:

Go to www.urbandictionary.com and post what comes up for each thing.

1. Your Name: Jacob

1. One who is characterized by foolishness or a lack of common sense.

a)One who habitually ruins jokes by attempting to build upon them with tired puns and witticisms.

b) A person who often makes remarks intended to be humorous, but fails to do so by fumbling the delievery.
After Tom made a bad joke, we stopped him from telling another one by calling him a Jacob.


(D:)

undefinable, indescriable lad.
I am so in love with Jacob

(XD i like this one better!)



2. Your Age: 21
The age at which one is finally considered human.

3. One Of Your Friends: Jessica
a jessica is a male that is trapped in a womans body. all jessicas have secret identities as being men in their past/post life.

( (hmm) interesting.. ;))

5. Your Favorite Color: Blue


6. Your Birthplace: Satellite Beach, FL

they don't have anything o_o...

7. Last Person You Talked To: My brother Daniel
This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed.
Daniel. Nothing else can describe him.

(i didn't know my brother was so cool :o!)


8. Last Thing You Had To Drink: Water

The 4th element required to summon Captain Planet
EARTH
FIRE
WIND
WATER
HEART

GO PLANET!

By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!

(haha!)

9. Your Nickname: YouKnowMe and/or Panchu

A fucking pansy who likes to fuck his mother.
Hey YouKnowMe. Wanna go fuck your mother?

"Yes."

annnd! Panchu or Panchito aren't defined yet :3 which is awesome!
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okay! off to watch Invader Zim :D byee
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Bread, .. Is There Anything It Can't Do? [30 Sep 2008|11:00pm]
Sooo, as you may have guessed this entry is about bread :o
French bread to be exact!
This was my first time where i actually put a lot of effort into my bread making, instead of my usual " wing it!" attitude(xD). I actually researched this time!! (omg)!
xD but yeah. Tell me what you guys think!..even though i know it's hard to really say anything without tasting it..
i think it came out well.. (although i can point out a hundred faults >_> )








comment pleasee!
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Okay before i forget.. (everyone should see this once xD) [28 Sep 2008|04:21am]
I've just found the greatest video on youtube (or the worst XD) i just HAD to share it!
Here it is:


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XD ughh he's so annoying, but i can't stop watching it!!
and you have to admit.. that guitarist is rockin' it B)
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x__x i should be asleep.
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GIP ;o [19 Aug 2008|03:30am]
ahhh too sleepy to even fanboy correctly xD

the scoop is people.. I got a new icon. and it's awesome <3 annnd you probably won't understand it xD.
The end. :O


PS: Thanks Jess! *hugs*
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